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Perfect

           

 

            Troy woke up earlier than usual today. It was 6:23 in the morning. His eyes were dry and red and the bags underneath them pulled on his eyelids. He wanted to go back to sleep and reclaim the hours of peace he was owed. But alas, his tattered and stubborn mind refused to rest and began spewing endless phrases that, when translated by his suffering synapses, dictated what needed to be done this very day. Troy sighed, then forced his lifeless husk to detach itself from the cozy mattress.

 

            “What a perfect day,” Troy moaned. After performing his morning rituals he waited in the living room and waited. He gathered his things, but today he made sure he brought his camera. He needed to take pictures for a group project that day. His father noticed his son’s premature presence.

 

            “What time’s your train?” the father asked.


            “Eight-fifty-four. Same as always,” he whispered. It was too early to stretch his vocal chords. Just last night, he strained his voice. Some random stranger on a bike didn’t bother to send a warning of the imminent collision. The biker continued on his way, swearing back at the angry boy whose books have been knocked onto the floor. I guess it wasn’t entirely the biker’s fault, he thought to himself on the couch, I was wearing my headphones. His headphones were a part of his everyday attire; his headphones were a part of his body. He would often play music while walking down the campus just to block out the chaotic noise of people’s chattering, and mindless banter. He didn’t want to hear about the latest news on Kim Kardashian, or what a kid named Hank did at the fraternity party last night. He just wanted to be left alone. Sometimes he would completely forget to charge his iPod, but that did not hinder him from putting them on just to dim out the same noises he avoided. Instead of music, he listened to his thoughts harmoniously merging into a cacophonic symphony. This amused him—it blocked the noise after all.

 

             “Don’t forget to bring an umbrella,” his father cautioned. “It’s pouring out there.”

 

             “I got it.” His father left and he was alone. “What a perfect day.”

 

             A few hours later, Troy began walking towards the information desk at the train station. He asked the person behind the counter for a map.

 

            “Uh, good morning,” he greeted with a soft voice. “May I have a schedule?”


            “What kind of schedule?” the lady asked.


            “Uh, a train schedule?” The lady was having a perfect day, too. She rolled her eyes and gave him the map. “It was the only map there,” he murmured, “what other map is there?”

 

            “Don’t give me an attitude, boy. I’m having a good day.” She said.

 

            “Well it doesn’t seem like it, old lady.”


            “Who you callin’ old?” she asked. She had the map in her hand until she dropped it. “You know what… we’re out of maps. Sorry.” She took the rest of the maps and threw them in the trash.

 

            “Fine! Be that way you old hag.” Troy yelled and he stormed away. He asked a man waiting at the station what time the train arrived. 4:33. Troy thanked him and he walked up the stairs to wait for the train. The wind and rain blew hard as he struggled to open his umbrella. When he opened it, the umbrella broke.

 

            “Goddammit!” he yelled. “What a perfect fuckin’ day!” A part of him wanted to go home and stay home. He took a deep breath and reluctantly waited on the bench. The rain and wind spat at his face. He pulled up his hood but not for his sake, but for his headphones’. He covered his camera and tried to protect the lens. These pictures better be worth it. He turned on his iPod and began searching for a new song to calm his nerves. After choosing one, he played it on its loudest volume. He wanted to shut everyone out. It’s for their own good, he thought.

 

            “Excuse me,” a voice said. He looked up. It was strange, his headphones had successfully blocked out all noise ever since he got it as a gift, so it took him by surprise that someone’s voice have managed to brave his thick barrier. Who, he thought, whose voice do I hear? “Is this the train to New York?”

 

            She was standing in front of him. Troy noticed her leather boots and he looked up slowly. His eyes moved up her white thighs and rose-red coat with ebony buttons. She had a large bag on her right shoulder. Her arms were crossed, trying to protect her chest from the violent winds. She was shivering. The wind tossed her golden hair, obscuring her fair face.

 

            “Yes.” He answered, taking off his headphones.


            “What time is the train coming?” she asked. Immediately he realized she had a thick accent. Foreign, but smooth.


            “The train comes at around 4:33” Troy replied. “Don’t worry you haven’t missed it.”


            “Oh, thank you,” she smiled, relieved. She reached into her bag for her purse.


            “May I just say,” he began. “You have a beautiful accent.”


            She looked up and blushed. “Thank you,” she laughed.


            “Where’re you from?”


            “France.” Her French voice eased him. He couldn’t help but smile. He never heard anyone speak with a French accent before—a real French accent; not Creole, or any other “French” accent you may have heard on TV or film. A real French accent.


            “May I sit?” she asked.


            “Of course!” He said without hesitation. He moved over to allow space for her to sit. As she sat, he noticed her rose red lips and luminous eyes. She was beautiful. Now, he was no expert on how to talk to women, or how to attract women, but all of that didn’t seem to matter to him. He just, for some odd reason, wanted to have a conversation with this beautiful young French lady. She was a student trying to earn her doctorate in French literature. She’s originally from a small town just past Paris and currently lives in New York. She remarked how different New York was compared to New Jersey.

 

            “It’s the same, but I feel New Jersey is more, eh, quiet than New York.”

 

            “Yeah,” he smiled. “Jersey’s a decent place to live quietly, compared to New York at least. Cars and trains everywhere an all.” They share a laugh. “Y’know, I wish I paid attention in my French class, “ he told her.

 

            “Parlez-vous français?” she asked. She knew he didn’t, but she was curious how much he knew. “What do you know?” Immediately, the boy thought to say Sacrebleu, but he knew it had a negative connotation. No, he wanted to impress her.

 

“Uh, ¿comment appelle tu?” he asked.


Ah, ¿comment t’ appelle tu?” she corrected. “Je m’appelle Sarah.

 

            “Sarah,” he treasured that name. He told her his, “Je m’appelle Troy.”  They shook hands. Her hands were soft. They were as soft as the pillow he woke up on. He took care not to squeeze her hand. His firm and rough hands went limp to comfort her.

 

             4:33 pm. Time passed by and the train arrived. She got up to board the train.


             “It was nice meeting you, Sarah,” he said.

 

             “It was nice meeting you, too.” She boarded. As she boarded the train he glanced over. He couldn’t help but sit there and say: “Au revoir!” She looked up and smiled. “Au revoir!”  He thought about asking for her number, but ultimately decided not to, believing that sometimes, life throws you a single moment— a moment to treasure for the rest of your life, reminding you of a simpler time, when two complete strangers just meet and talk. A simple moment. A perfect moment.

 

              The train left and he sat alone again, smiling.

 

              A few seconds later he realized…


             “That was my train,” Troy said to himself. He let out a sigh. “Damn. What a perfect day…”

Parrot

 

          You’re standing on top of a 7-foot obese man in a torn and bloodied Hugo Boss suit. You notice that he’s neither moving nor breathing. You have blood on your hands and smeared lipstick on your face. You are in a drag outfit: complete with a pink tutu, a burnt brunette wig, high heels, fishnet stockings, and an inflatable chest. You grope the two airbags and notice that the left side of your inflatable breasts has been deflated. You pull out a bullet, still fresh. You’re sobering up and you see the black environment unravel. There’s a million Benjamin Franklins raining from the sky. You smell smoke; fire and heat controlled the atmosphere around you. Behind you was a scene that looks like it came right out of a movie. There are two crashed cars engulfed in flames, leaves of money scattered on the street, and a random parrot. You try to gather yourself, but the ringing in your ears won’t allow you. What the hell happened? You ask yourself. You scratch your head with the Colt 45 handgun in your grip. Suddenly you realize that you’re holding a gun. You look down at the man on the floor, and then look back at the handgun. You do this two more times and finally connect the dots. You remember who this man is and you have just realized that you are standing over a dead Russian mobster.

 

           Congratulations! You’re screwed. Oh no…Oh, God, no. What? The? Hell? Happened! You panic for a good minute and hold your hands to your face, then realize the gun still in your hands. You cry for a minute and the eyeliner has begun writing lines on your face. You look at the gun and drop it on the floor. It fires as it lands on the floor, startling you further. The gun shoots the dead man’s head, which consequently explodes into a bloody mess. You freak out and scream like the little girl you are. Remember what happened last night.  You try, but the damn parrot was squawking at you. “You’re screwed. You’re screwed” it squawked. This red and blue bird squawked profanity from its beak. It was the most vulgar parrot you’ve ever come across. You’re amazed, but you don’t know whether you’re amazed at how annoying this parrot is, or whether you’re amazed at how he knew your situation better than you do. Where’d this bird come from? You ask. “My money! My money!” it squawked. You remember about the money the car and hesitate to retrieve it from the wreckage. Not worth it, you said while picking up the gun and running into the forest to hide. Remember what happened, you tell yourself. Remember...

 

            Last night you left the house at 7:30 in the night. You couldn’t handle your girlfriend nagging at you, reminding you how much of an unemployed useless person you are. You really could use a beer. So you leave and head for the bar. Your cellphone rings: “How big are your hips?” It was Lou. You know he’s up to no he’s up to no good again. He tells you that he has found a way to solve both your financial problems: steal money from Kristoff Vanko. You panic— Kristoff Vanko is the most feared Russian gangster in your neighborhood, yet, you’re curious. Lou plans to disguise himself as a Russian hooker in order to get close to Vanko. The plan however needs two guys to pull off. “That’s where you come in,” he says. Vanko apparently was into masculine women, but more interestingly he is currently carrying two suitcases, each carrying fifteen million dollars in cash. Fifteen million dollars? Hallelujah! No more nagging girlfriend, no more mediocre apartment, just supermodels and fancy cars from here on out. But what if the plan goes awry? You ask yourself. Screw it! I’m in.

 

              Hours later and you’re in Vanko’s car dripping hot in sweat in your pink tutu. What the hell am I doing? You ask yourself picking your wedgie. Damn thong! Am I really this desperate? You’re probably right. Lou is trying hard to get Vanko drunk, but this fat Russian mobster can put away his vodka. You’re eyeing the suitcases and notice the glaring eyes of one of Vanko’s guards. You’re heart starts beating faster and faster. Ten shots of vodkas later and Lou gives the signal. Kristoff, honey, let’s get freaky. You pull out your gun and shoot the guard on Vanko’s right. Lou takes his gun out and pulls the trigger. Click! It misfires. Bang! One of Lou’s guards shoots Lou on the thigh. You shoot the guard. But now, you, Vanko, and Lou, for some mysterious reason, are swerving out of control on the road.  No one shot the driver, you say to yourself. You all evacuate the car. You and Lou begin to run for your lives, but Vanko has begun firing his gun at the both of you clowns. Lou, in his stupidity, gets shot. You run towards Lou but a gunshot stops you in your tracks. You turn and a bullet rips through your fake boobs. Miraculously, you’re alive but Vanko was still pissed. “You try to steal from me?!” He said in his thick accent while pointing his gun right at your head. “No one steals from Kristoff V—“ BOOM! The car behind Vanko blew up; you saw this as your opportunity and shot Vanko point blank in the chest. It was finally over and here you are now.

 

                The cops have arrived and have you in handcuffs now. As they put you in the police car, you overhear that the driver died of mysterious circumstances but most importantly the cops found only one suitcase blown to bits in the car. Wait. There were two suitcases, you thought. You remember every single detail of the events leading up to this moment but something still doesn’t add up. You look up to the sky and gasp as you see that damn parrot fly away fifteen million dollars richer.

 

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